“wow she really needs a breath she really
needs a bra to apologize
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hello everybody and welcome back to my
journal
how are you all doing thank you all so
much for coming
i know you’re all wondering what did you
keep from your ivy park hall
i mean the truth of the matter is it’s
still sitting next door in a massive box
i’m not send it back yet but i still got
time
um i thought i was dead certain the
trainers but then i started to realize
that the trainers have an
inch of tongue on the front and i just
can’t do i can’t make them work and look
flattering with anything that i’m
wearing
but they are still fabulous if you don’t
mind an into tongue
then that sounds quite dirty
i meant shutong okay i’ll stop talking
about tongues now
wow yes i’m still
on the tracksuit i think i’m like okay
but we’ll see i’ll of course let you
know let’s of course let you know
anyway do let me be rude sorry hello to
the people who are new to
hello my name is sarah i’m a performer
choreographer professional eddie art
and i make videos about my freelance
life and also
bring you things that bring me joy but
speaking of joy this lock down this
latter part of this lockdown
has not been bringing me all of the joy
so what i’ve been doing is trying to
create situations
and scenarios and doing things that make
me happy
and so this video is about one of those
things is that creating
my perfect saturday evening
something better than having a weekend
that’s a weekend not like a working
weekend like a proper
weekend so uh
i hope you enjoy being on this saturday
with me you know if you like the video
please like it
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just do both if you want to all right
love you okay bye
so i had an idea i thought let’s give
you an example of like my perfect
saturday evening and it’s going to start
with
dinner we’ve got takeaway guacamoles
we’re porsche
and then we are then my
hub has a zoom with his friends she’s
like perfect for me
i’m gonna do a bit of tidying in the
bedroom have a bath
do some facial look we’re gonna we
are gonna have the best time just come
with me
you don’t need to see me eat hello and
welcome to the blanc spa
today we shall have a bath there’s some
candles around it
and we shall do some facial stuff but
first
of all brush that hair young lady
she got this hairbrush is like an orgasm
on a stick
hair up out of the way oh no first step
of the skincare drink the water
i’m gonna put my contact lenses in
because
it’s just easier it’s been a nice
saturday i
i went to devoted and disgruntled
it was like chats and provocations all
day and so that was like
good for the brain the soul so into my
brain i’ve been like fed and
i kind of took part in conversations
all about the arts
body shop chamomile cleanser it’s all
over my
face
oh yeah i’ve been feeling my skin’s been
quite clogged up because i’ve been in
the studio a lot so lots of like
grossness here so we’re gonna use
my trusty get that on
probably putting this on before i get in
the bath is that
[Music]
it um it takes a long time to dry
so um steam from the bath
might make it harder to
dry
[Music]
oh yeah so after this dries i’m gonna
put this on because this will soften
and nourish the skin afterwards um
it’s yellow so romantic
mate no i’m not gonna film in the bath
i’m gonna enjoy it it’s my time my
sanctuary
um i’m gonna watch
some youtube i’ve got this habit of
watching like
people are nearly like half my age on
youtube i just
i just love a vlog you’re not mean and i
can’t find anybody who’s really my age
doing what i do but i just i love a
whole
just i need to start going for myself
who cares it’s just what i like
all right see you after bye
bath over i’m not going to um
whiten my teeth i’m using high smiles
i’ve got their toothpaste
so it’s the black like charcoal
nighttime base
my face it’s quite very soft to touch
and it’s feeling quite tight
which i love but that feels a bit dry
and
for um i had an advent calendar at
christmas time which was from
look fantastic and it was all skincare
products
and so i got to try out lots of
different things and this has been one
of
one of the highlights and i’m really
scared for it to finish
because it’s really expensive to buy is
that zooming in i can’t tell
um it’s called medicaid hydrate b5
liquid rehydration serum um
and you’ve got to put you’ve used quite
a lot of the product which is why it’s
not lasting very long
what no
go away
see me point is hi i’m clara i’m just
here getting ready for bedroom in the
pajamas
in my gym dance i’m i’m feeling really
good
just respect yourself and feel good
about yourself
it’s all about empowerment
and keeping your pants clean
that’s it
what do i feel like i need
you need more moisture so i’m going to
use this again from my
um focus there it is
it’s the avant harmonious rose quartz
revitalizing firming mask
and it’s a mask that you just put on and
you um
you don’t take off some eight-hour
miracle
you know your usual it’s an
eight-hour miracle
cream for the her hmm
she’s clean she’s fresh now
sam has started to zoom so now it’s just
me time i’m going to
do the bedroom but i’m going to clean it
now
so i can sit and just watch a film watch
a film with you tonight we can chill out
a little glass prosecco
ah it’s the perfect time okay bye
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this is where it starts first i lost
johnny and i’m losing maura
so there you have it my perfect saturday
i’m here lying on my clean
sheeted bed room is looking nice candles
are on the window is open
fresh air drinking a glass of the old
presex with a few little blueberries in
it because
makes me feel a bit bouge got a little
tea cake
makes me humble and that’s it watching
some netflix watching firefly lane it’s
i’m two episodes in i’m loving it so yes
my face mask is still tacky it’s nice
it’s good quality it’s good quality
stuff that is
wow she really needs a breath she really
needs a bra i do apologize
oh it is a time to be alive i say anyway
you can see all these half of me in here
so i’m gonna just chill out have a
lovely saturday and i’ll see you again
bye cheers button
so there you go that’s this week’s video
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doing well i know
these times of uncertainty are wreaking
havoc on us all in so many different
levels
i will see you all next week thank you
so much
love you all speak to you later good
good good good
good goodbye
you can go now that’s my end pose
you
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